I was in da house playin CS like i normally do and then my mom wanted me to go to the store and get some bread. then i went out back to get my bike and it was a mutha fucker in my backyard stealin my bike. I chased him down the street but then he elbowed me in my fuckin mouth and i hit da ground. dat mutha fucker got away. Wen i find him it is goin to be curtains. Imma blow his fuckin head off wit my .38